Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Yes, as a matter of fact, I AM a complete idiot...

Okay, now I know I'm not a super-genius, but it seems to me that if a private investigator in London wants to tell me about a large sum of money to which I may be entitled, they will probably call me on the phone. Or write me a letter. And, perhaps, actually refer to me by my name.




My name is Cynthia Richardson, I am a senior partner in the firm of Mayfair Trust
Management Limited London; Private Investigators and Security Consultants.
We are conducting a standard process investigation on behalf of Hampshire Trust
Plc, Private Bankers.
This investigation involves a client who shares the same surname with you and also
the circumstances surrounding investments made by this client atthe
Private Banking Services arm of the Hampshire Trust Plc. This Private Banking Services
client died intestate and
nominated no successor in title over the investments made with the bank. The essence
of this communication with you is to request you provide us
information/comments on any or all of the four issues below;
1-Are you aware of any relative/relation who shares your same surname and whose
last known contact address was in Brussels Belgium?
2-Are you aware of any investment of considerable value made by such a person at
the Private Banking Services of the Hampshire Trust Plc?
3-Who was born on the 21st of October, 1941?
4-Can you establish beyond reasonable doubt your eligibility to assume status of
successor in title to the deceased?
It is pertinent that you inform us ASAP whether or not you are familiar with this
personality that we may put an end to this communication with you and
our inquiries surrounding this personality.
You must appreciate that we are constrained from providing you with more detailed
information at this point. Please respond to this mail as soon as
possible to afford us the opportunity to close this investigation.
Thank you for accommodating our enquiry.
Cynthia Richardson.
For: Mayfair Trust Management Limited,
London.
07/06/2005.
Comments:
Sweet Mo' of Cool: Yeah you were born in 1941! That's the ticket! Of course you are able to assume for him, poor dead fella!
 
Man what kind of internet mailing list are you on anyway???
 
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