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To the Goat Roast. Please don't bogart the sippin jar.

I sure do wish I had something interesting to say, but I just plain don't. I shore do like me some pie in my mouth hole. I shore do like me some sheep meat in my mouth hole too.

I like me 'em rolley coasters a big bunch too. I like when you go up 'at big ole hill and then you go back down a big ole hill and you go thu some tunnels and get yer pitcher took by one a 'em pitcher takin mo-chines. I like me some free Pespi in my mouth hole. I shore like me some Pespi.

I like fried tater and may-naze. I shore like me some may-naze in my mouth hole.

I like 'em shoes you got on. I shore like 'em shiny shoes.